A preist, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender shouts, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, and a Mets fan walk into a bar. The bartender shouts, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
George Bush and Osama Bin Laden walk into a bar. The bartender wonders whether he should have had that extra Scotch......
Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad walk into a bar. The bartender cries, "Lord in Heaven!"
A doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar together. The bartender waits for them to start killing each other, but to his surprise, nothing happens.
A man and wife enter a bar talking cheerily with each other. The man asks for two beers.....and two condoms.
A Darthipedian and a Wookieepedian walk into a bar. The bartender cries, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Bill Clinton walks in surrounded by a gaggle of gorgeous women. "Finally, something that makes sense....."