FANDOM


A preist, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender shouts, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


A Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, and a Mets fan walk into a bar. The bartender shouts, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


George Bush and Osama Bin Laden walk into a bar. The bartender wonders whether he should have had that extra Scotch......


Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad walk into a bar. The bartender cries, "Lord in Heaven!"


A doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar together. The bartender waits for them to start killing each other, but to his surprise, nothing happens.


A man and wife enter a bar talking cheerily with each other. The man asks for two beers.....and two condoms.


A Darthipedian and a Wookieepedian walk into a bar. The bartender cries, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


Bill Clinton walks in surrounded by a gaggle of gorgeous women. "Finally, something that makes sense....."

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.