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A somewhat insecure wife approached her husband and inquired, "Dear, what would you do if I died?"

The husband replied, "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset. Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" questioned the wife.

The husband, seeing the double bind being created, replied, "Of course I do, dear," he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?" asked the wife.

"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

"Yes" said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?

"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..."

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