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Statement: "I'm a Romantic."

True Meaning: "I'm poor."


Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."

True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."


Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."

True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."


Statement: "She's kinda cute."

True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."


Statement: "I don't know if I like her."

True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."


Statement: "Was it good for you?"

True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."


Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."

True Meaning: "Who are you?"


Statement: "Do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."


Statement: "Do you really love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."


Statement: "How much do you love me?"

True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."


Statement: "I have something to tell you."

True Meaning: "Get tested."


Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."

True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."


Statement: "I think we should just be friends."

True Meaning: "You're ugly."


Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."

True Meaning: "Next!!!!"


Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"

True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

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