What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
"Now I herd everything."
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
They kept saying neigh.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck.
Who was the first canning factory run by?
Noah, he had a boat full of preserved pairs.
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
No, he came fourth out of the ark.
Additional Noah Riddles from Richard Lederer's book, Literary Trivia: Edit
Which animal took the most baggage into the ark? What animal took the least?
The elephant took his trunk, but the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.
Why weren't there any worms on the ark?
Because worms come in apples, not pairs.
Where did Noah keep the bees?
In the ark hives.
Why couldn't Noah catch many fish?
He only had two worms.
Where was Noah when the lights went out?