A burglar broke into a house on Christmas Eve. Pointing his flashlight at the gifts under the tree, he snatched a CD player and placed it in his sack. He then heard a strange, disembodied voice echo from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin! He turned off the flashlight and froze. After minutes of dead silence, he shook his head, assuming he had been hearing things. He then clicked on the flashlight and began adding more gifts to his loot. Just as he grabbed a notebook computer, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "Get out of my house."
The burglar relaxed and retorted, "Who are you to tell me to leave?" "I am Moses," replied the bird. "Moses," the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered: "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus!"