Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:[]
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:[]
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:[]
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:[]
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Three proofs that Jesus was Californian:[]
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.
Three proofs that Jesus was Black:[]
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
Three proofs that Jesus was a Woman:[]
1. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it.
2. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
3. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.