Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of course!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno, go ask the chicken!
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either for us, or against us. There is no middle ground here.
- President George W. Bush, in a 2004 campaign speech
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
Senator John Kerry, in the 2004 election
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by thewheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
- Al Gore, in an Inconvenient Truth
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
- Dr. Suess, rhyming extrodinaire
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., in his I Had A Dream speech
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
- Your Grandfather
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
- John Lennon, chicken advocate
It was an historic inevitability.
- Karl Marx, about the chicken who crossed the road
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
- Captain James Kirk, of the Enterprise
Did I miss one?
- Colonel Sanders